Seen on America's Got Talent!
About RWW
Live, Interactive Entertainment
Much more than cosplay, Retired Wonder Woman is a walk-around comic who brings her routine directly to the people, wisecracking with anyone and everyone who crosses her haphazard path.
HERstory
Born into royalty on an island of fierce, independent women as equally renowned for their superhuman abilities as their freakishly synchronous menses, Retired Wonder Woman spent her youth dreaming of TV stardom. But alas, when it came time to cast the lead role in a series about her life, the job went to mammarily-gifted beauty queen Lynda Carter.
One dozen rehab stints and 5,632 bingo games later, Retired Wonder Woman is back and once again ready to save the world with her rapid-fire quips, ceaseless dedication to character and mad selfie skills.
RWW to the Rescue
Don't let her age and infirmity fool you. Retired Wonder Woman has the superpower to transform any event into an affair to remember!
RWW in Action
More RWW Videos
Confessions of a Has-Been Superhero
Confessions of a Has-Been Superhero
Confessions of a Has-Been Superhero
COMIC CON: The Morning After
Confessions of a Has-Been Superhero
Confessions of a Has-Been Superhero
Retired Wonder Woman vs Street Thug
Confessions of a Has-Been Superhero
Retired Wonder Woman vs Street Thug
RWW Gallery
RWW Testimonials
"A very funny lady!"
"The comedic force you didn't see coming!"
"The comedic force you didn't see coming!"
Howie Mandel,
America's Got Talent
"The comedic force you didn't see coming!"
"The comedic force you didn't see coming!"
"The comedic force you didn't see coming!"
The Geek Gatsby host
Bernie Bregman
"She's a SCREAM!"
"The comedic force you didn't see coming!"
"Never fails to make me laugh with her razor-sharp wit!"
BentCon organizer
PK Eiselt
"Never fails to make me laugh with her razor-sharp wit!"
"Pull the trigger now and book her – your guests will love it!”
"Never fails to make me laugh with her razor-sharp wit!"
Garden State Comic Fest founder
Sal Zurzolo
"She's real and original!"
"Pull the trigger now and book her – your guests will love it!”
"Pull the trigger now and book her – your guests will love it!”
Jacqueline Stallone,
Celebrity Mom
"Pull the trigger now and book her – your guests will love it!”
"Pull the trigger now and book her – your guests will love it!”
"Pull the trigger now and book her – your guests will love it!”
Eugene Comic Con producer
Royce Myers
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